Interviews

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	BAD MOOD? THIS WILL BE CATHARTIC THEN June 2003 Jack Dee answers your questions: Here are some of the highlights... "Your question is inane and pointless so I shan't waste valuable space on the internet answering it ..." "Why wouldn't I wish to visit Denmark? What's the point? I don't speak your ridiculous language, and if I want a sauna I'll go to my sports club. " "Get a proper job and stop moping around on the internet. If I can be of any further assistance please don't hesitate to ask." "You've amazed everyone including some of the people who know you and your husband's probation officer. If only the rest of your family could get themselves off that hellish cycle of cleaning-product abuse and make something of themselves the way you have." + READ MORE


	JEFF GREEN February 2003 On stand-up: "...great fun, quite nerve wracking especially wondering how the stuff about panty liners would go down delivered by a bloke" On love: "...I've been chucked just before I've gone on stage which wasn't pleasant" And on life: "...I finally gave up my day job, after many a day spent turning up for work unshaven, missing appointments and sleeping in the work loos, when I realised that I wasn't doing either job as well as I could. I owe BOC a big thank you for their patience with me during that time because they should really have sacked me" Read Jeff's candid answers to your questions. + READ MORE

"SHOWBIZ MUST BE SO GLAMOROUS..."

Lee Evans answers your questions

September 2003:
"I tried this one. I stood out in the back garden gurning my face while patiently waiting for the wind to change - I even had the idea of standing in front of a rotating fan, but, not surprisingly, nothing happened. In a vain way of thinking that would, I thought, knock years off my ugly mug, I tried desperately to put on a better-looking face, say, David Beckham."
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September 2000:
"When I was a kid I always thought a life in showbiz must be so glamorous - it must be great for performers to saunter off stage to rapturous applause, strut back to the flower drenched dressing room whilst receiving pats of admiration from the back stage crew, sip a couple of glasses of champers, then be body guarded out the back door to a waiting helicopter..."
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